How to reward yourself after being smoke-free for two weeks

In no order at all:
1. After a few drinks, let you inhibitions run free, follow with celebratory cigarettes.
2. Carry smelly cigars with you at all times and stick them in your mouth without lighting them.
3. Chew gum while drinking. The gum gets hard and you'll have a sore jaw in the morning.
4. Hang out with friend whose friends who talk about volleyball all night.
5. Hang out with friends who keep you out of trouble and take you to breakfast at 3am.
6. Go to a flea market. Talk to a guy at a stand about an unheard of sect of Islam. Purchase two fitted caps. Get lost in the flea market.
7. Walk in the mud with your extremely well kept adidas originals.
8. Go see Alkaline Trio. Gawk at the attractive girls. No. Focus on the band idiot.
9. Meet 2 new people at the gym and get some tips on how to get ripped.
10. Get excited about new flavours of excel and chew more gum.
11. Eat more and gain weight.
12. Find an old trunk by the side of the road. Inspect it. Take it home. Cut yourself on the sharp metal edges while cleaning it. Make plans to clean, sand and refinish.
13. Listen to Hello Nasty.

Have a sweet week. SOS is dead.